Librarian idol

Episode 6
"Librarian idol"

Starring:
Librarian Idol as himself
Attractive female patron as Patron

Patron: Excuse me, I would like to borrow this book.
Librarian Idol (to himself): Sure, just take off your pants and lay here on my desk.

Authors doughter

Episode 5
"Authors doughter"

Starring:
Old lady as Authors doughter
Stefan as himself

Authors doughter: Excuse me sir, can you see what's wrong with this book? (shows Stefan a library book)

Stefan looks at the book. It looks regular. It's rather old.

Stefan: No. I can't see anything unusual.
Authors doughter: Look, here is page no. 44 and the next page no is 137. Pages 45-136 are in other part of book. Isn't that weird?
Stefan: It's propably a bookbinders mistake.
Authors doughter: I am authors doughter! Look at the name!!! (shows Stefan her library card)
Stefan: Well, your name...
Authors Doughter: Becouse I'm authors doughter!!!
Stefan: Yes you are. You are authors doughter.
Authors doughter: You know... couse something weird is happening.
Stefan: What?
Authors doughter: I've heard rumours... You know...
Stefan: What rumours?
Authors doughter: You know, I'm authors doughter.
Stefan: Yes, I've heard that.
Authors doughter: And certain people... You know... They called me, and said that something is happening...
Stefan: With what?
Authors doughter: That something is happening with those books!!!
Stefan: ...
Authors doughter: And now everyday I go to different library in the city checking if everything is ok. Couse, you know, I'm authors doughter... And as you can see something is happening!!!
Stefan: Well...
Authors doughter: Do you REALLY care for books here? Do you have a security? I'd like to speak with your supervisor.

Stefan reliefed calls his supervisor.

Habits

Episode 4
"Habits"

Starring:
Female librarian as Ola
Male librarian as Stefan

Ola: I wanted to do something... say something... go somewhere... I don't know... I don't remeber...
Stefan: Ola, where the hell have you been when God was giving us minds?
Ola: I was standing in the line for weird habits.

What's the difference between library and...

Episode 3
"What's the difference between library and..."

Starring:
Librarian as Librarian
Female novel writer as Patron
Stefan as himself.

Librarian: (...) and now please wait for the book. It should be here by 30 minutes.
Patron: Half an hour? Are you out of your F U C K I N G mind?
Librarian: Well, it may take 30 minutes or less...
Patron (mimicking): La la la la la la.
Librarian (still calm): Do you have any other questions?
Patron: If I will I'll ask this gentleman (pointing at Stefan)
Stefan (to himself): I'cant wait for it...

After one hour. Patron has a question.

Patron: Excuse me. Where is the shithouse here?

Seduction

Episode 2
"Seduction"

Starring:
"Untouchable" librarian as Greg
Patron as Seductor

Seductor: Can I take this book home? I will return it within couple of hours.
Greg: No, you can't. I'm very sorry, we can not let you take this book out.
Seductor: Are you sure? I'll give it back today afternoon.
Greg: Pretty sure.
Seductor: What about this: I'll get you my pretty friend from work, ha?
Greg: No thanks.
Seductor: But it's a very sexy friend.
Greg: No.

No one is allowed to insult a librarian

Episode 1
"No one is allowed to insult a librarian"

Starring:

Author as Librarian
Patron as Patron

Librarian: Uhm, everything's ok, but I need your library card.
Patron: You don't understand? I don't have one!
Librarian: In that case I can't let you in. I'm very sorry.
Patron: Stupid fuck! (leaves)