What's the difference between library and...

Episode 3
"What's the difference between library and..."

Starring:
Librarian as Librarian
Female novel writer as Patron
Stefan as himself.

Librarian: (...) and now please wait for the book. It should be here by 30 minutes.
Patron: Half an hour? Are you out of your F U C K I N G mind?
Librarian: Well, it may take 30 minutes or less...
Patron (mimicking): La la la la la la.
Librarian (still calm): Do you have any other questions?
Patron: If I will I'll ask this gentleman (pointing at Stefan)
Stefan (to himself): I'cant wait for it...

After one hour. Patron has a question.

Patron: Excuse me. Where is the shithouse here?